!!!Attention!!! Major announcement to follow…

I have been watching TV for the past hour, and judging by the ads, and the tripe I have been watching, the following TV shows should never be seen by the eyes of man:

1. Dirt – what the hell is this show about, and who the hell cares?

2. Nip/Tuck – not only is it a show glorifying something that is shallow and full of vanity, it is a shallow and full of vanity…

3. American Idol – apparently, if you win, you drop off the face of the earth. Either that or you lose the ability to make decent music…

4. Survivor – it has become an unhealthy addiction for too many people. And besides, enough is enough…

5. The Real World – it isn’t real, and it IS stupid… [also, Road Rules, and Real World v. Road Rules]

6. Laguna Beach – let’s make rich spoiled girls more rich and more spoiled…

7. Dancing with the Stars – Jerry Springer was not meant to move that way…

8. Dr. 90210 – first of all, give me a break. Second of all, the lives of the patients aren’t that interesting, so why would their doctor’s lives be any different?

9. The Biggest Loser – enterprising on someone’s weight problem…only professional comedians should be allowed…

10. To round out the top ten…every entertainment “news” show on the air [E.T., Extra, the E channel, etc.]

If you have any others, let me know…more to come.